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Pass Demotivational Poster


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


LADY - You can become a rockstar .... as long as you stay in the kitchen.


TAGS: rock passion
Rating: 4.07/5

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ALCOHOL -




PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
Great!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


clearance -


TAGS: semi clearance underpass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

MissPriss - April 4, 2016, 6:05 pm
Love it!
mizzdizz - April 4, 2016, 9:14 am
Good 1, Sanity! I made an entirely different poster with this pic awhile back. Its too good of a pic to pass up. LUV this! ^!!!!!!
concern3 - April 4, 2016, 4:00 am
very funny, UP yours
SanityFree - April 4, 2016, 12:40 am
Thanks!
lgvernon - April 3, 2016, 11:34 pm

Ha! Outstanding!


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass shot ass
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Chubb

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -


TAGS: pass go calendar monopoly dice
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Robikus - September 17, 2011, 6:23 pm
I keep rolling the dice but can't even get a freaking upload. Maybe I should try inverting my pics since I live above the equator.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:51 am
Creativity at its fine5t...well done melon man!
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:39 am
Am I on Vermont? Connecticut? I believe that is HUD housing down there.
mariand - September 16, 2011, 1:17 am
GREAT... I'm between ICE and champ...fav'd
Sean - September 15, 2011, 11:45 pm
"amsome" ... boy does that take me back. You're (or should I say "your"?) the best, space. Keep the faith, man.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:32 pm
Amsome poster. 5L
pzykosiz - September 15, 2011, 6:43 pm
oooh, i'm in the upmarket area. 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2011, 5:35 pm
I like it. 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:13 pm
HA! I cost more than any of you!
Alixian - September 15, 2011, 10:28 am
Yay, I'm Pentonville Road, or for those in the US, Conneticut Avenue
champ99 - September 15, 2011, 9:40 am
Awe5ome. Faved.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:21 am
5adly "Community Chest" hasn't been the same since Cubby left


MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on




QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do


TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Shot Q !


PASSION CAN HURT -




CHANCE ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: do not pass go to jail
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:33 pm
Mean! :D
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 6:47 am
n-i-c-e
mariand - March 13, 2012, 6:01 am
lol
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 12:57 am

Perfect!~
caveman - March 12, 2012, 11:03 pm
hahahahahaha.......ok i caught my breath... hahahahahahahaha


HAVE A HEART -


TAGS: compassion love
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - March 26, 2011, 1:56 pm

cute...real cute.lol


FARMING WITH DYNAMITE -


TAGS: farming dynamite tresspassers wytch
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Wytch

DBONES2 - August 20, 2011, 11:15 pm
DARN a divorce option i didnt think of
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:36 am
Also makes fishing easier


PASSION -


TAGS: the clash passion london calling
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

jig - February 11, 2012, 12:18 pm
You sire! are talented ! 5L
forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:47 am
awesome!


OOPS - Wrong can.


TAGS: whoopass
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - January 10, 2013, 3:06 pm
LOL I can see it now: "Wow, I didn't know our cat could break the sound barrier..." :)
MissPriss - January 10, 2013, 1:24 pm
I've done that! It is achieved by using an electric opener on a can of cat food when said cat is within ear shot!


FIRE GOOD, FIRE BAD -




Dad's advice -


TAGS: passing on survival tips
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
To all the parents, who are stupid enough to tell their kids, "Just turn your back and walk away," Excellent! 5L!


JUST PASSIN' BY - see anything you like speak up


TAGS: passin by
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Ragingstagg - April 30, 2011, 2:10 pm
Running up to Sestriere ski village for a Peroni at the Giro d'Italia 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
jackalope.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:52 am
Yes, but they ARE elk antlers. Caribou look different. :)
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 4:14 pm
tour de france know your sport
gufbal - January 10, 2010, 4:02 pm
ELK, its montana. read the shirt.
aerofiend - January 9, 2010, 9:07 pm
Caribou
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:46 pm

I would like to see the buck that rack came from.


POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.




VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)


TAGS: passion kiss victory princess bride
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.
mhpr262 - December 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
interesting story behind the pic, too. Nobody knew who these two people were for decades, their identities were discovered just a few years ago. Was an article in a newspaper in Germany.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:05 am
k thanks. i like some of these they were done well
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
This isn't anonymous either, canada. Doofenshmirtz posted it. There is a glitch in the create program. Look on the "newest" thumb screen.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:42 am
why did you post this without a name?


DARTS - It's not a passion, it's a way of life.




The Good, The Bad And The Indifference -




DEBAUCHED -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


PASS ON COMPASSION -




TRESPASSERS - Wait what?




WITHOUT REINS -


TAGS: passion
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 5, 2011, 9:44 am
right


THE OLD SONGS -


TAGS: love married caring courting passion
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - July 18, 2010, 8:52 am

beautiful


ART - Truly, it make us feel alive




ROTOR BOAT -


TAGS: motorboat geography compass
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

concern3 - March 6, 2016, 4:18 am
Excellent, UP yours for sure
Greybeard - December 31, 2012, 1:28 am
I may start renting Dvd's again. LoL...
Silverheart - December 30, 2012, 2:21 pm

A fine actress there. I'm a big fan of her films. 5Ls


COMPASSION -




MODERN ART -


TAGS: cough cough pass the bowl please
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

... - May 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Jesus Christ, that is Klaus Kinski´s head!


FACE-PEEING - Probably won't catch on.




- Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.


TAGS: tiger compassion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Jonah Forman

LogicDude - November 22, 2008, 9:56 am
Silly tigers...their Mom obviously didn't teach them not to play with their food before eating it. Or they shop at "Farm Fresh"...
Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 6:47 am
Yes.
... - August 23, 2008, 8:54 pm
If the guy in pic is good friends with the tigers, and you try to attack the guy, will the tigers mess you up?
Dude - August 21, 2008, 12:59 am
No, taking my tax money at gunpoint and wasting it on your corrupt version of compassion is socialism. BTW, tigers eat socialists. They taste just like chicken, and with good reason.
aPauling - August 20, 2008, 11:01 am
Kreese would kick his ass: We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.


ORIGINS -


TAGS: beauty ugly skeletons compassion hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 2:51 pm
I was happy, I broke up with the girlfriend last night, and poof creativity out of nowhere... it's like magic.
Airman - September 1, 2011, 10:39 am
good to see you back Ham Man
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:24 am
Thanks, I haven't posted in so long...
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:34 am
i have to second that! very nice posters, hammy!!
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:18 am
5weet run of posters.


UNDERWEAR -


TAGS: passwords
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by house

EpicScribbles - June 2, 2011, 6:33 pm
Thank you!
rerun - June 1, 2011, 6:16 pm

Look at top of this page, see "creat" tab? Click that and follow the instructions. Look at the posters here and get a feel for the premise. You can always PM somebody for help, we would prefer to have you ask than get discouraged and not come back.
house - June 1, 2011, 6:15 pm
just use the "Create" button on the menu bar. Then upload the photo from your file and give it a title and some text
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 5:23 pm
Damn! I dont want to seem like a timmy but Im fucking new and I'm really fucking up how to make motifakes....i cant even figure out how to make on
rerun - May 31, 2011, 7:52 pm

Only you can be the judge of that
steph1 - May 31, 2011, 7:48 pm
does this mean - longer is better?


COMPASSION - "Is he dead?" "Yes." "Well, then...can I have his robe?"




THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."




TAKING A GOOD PASSPORT PHOTO - For some reason Kim never had a problem with male Immigration Staff when ever she was asked for her passport.




MELPRACTICE -




GREAT ZOMBIE JESUS! - That what they meant by "He is risen"?!




Immigration Debate -


TAGS: immigration terrorism towers 9 11 compassionate
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Terrillu

EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2017, 3:12 am
Somehow, the Japanese managed it. Does that make them more Christian?
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:49 pm
A debut like that? Up yours! Please check out the Poster evolution thread in our forum. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9718&p=256395#p256384
Silverheart - February 22, 2017, 11:20 pm

Wow. That's one powerful picture there. Welcome to Motifake, please stick around, you're off to a great start.


AQUAMAN -


TAGS: marvel superheroes monopoly jail pass go
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 10:34 pm
I couldn't believe it myself. The only way to make it work is to revamp the entire character.... wait, then he wouldn't be Aquaman, heh heh heh }:-]
Reality Lord - May 28, 2014, 6:00 pm

and yet...there is a movie in the works. go figure.


ENTREPRENEURSHIP -




HAPPY PASSOVER...WE KNOW WHOS BOOD THAT IS ON THE DOOR FRAME -




AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)


TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm

what else do we know that floats?...lolz


VEGAS BABY -




BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: shhhh rest sleep passed out cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 4:12 pm
ROR! Sleeping on the job again. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 8, 2010, 4:08 pm
yawn!! must be that time again....5L


PUBLIC TRANSPORT HAS IT'S BENEFITS -


TAGS: flex pass sexy stretch subway
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:30 am
Yeah, I saw this in the approval queue and pre-LOL’d Five 4 sure if fair was fare
vulture - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
I want.
djrcreative - February 23, 2012, 7:26 pm
*fare. Dammit!


SICKARTIST -


TAGS: sick never passes up an opportunity to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:22 am
Amsome! Just full of win ICE. 5singed nuts for you
palmat - June 4, 2010, 9:10 am
=))


THE LAST UNICORN -


TAGS: pass the hot sauce cubby
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

kotazo - March 6, 2011, 9:41 am
It was a movie about an entire species whiped out by Red Bull©...and some Middle Age mythology and drama I pressume...
Zinzy - December 18, 2010, 6:59 am
This one made me sad, because the movie was amazing, and the song by America even better. >
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Shudder away.
Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 1:40 am
I shudder to think how few of the viewers of this poster have actually read any of the books referred to. Great poem!
Benlulz - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
5 Hungry fat guys


BECAUSE TUNA IN OIL - Is so passe.




ONE DAY SON - all this will belong to you


TAGS: passing the torch dlm4
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by DLM4

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:23 am
LOL monkey, that was exactly what I thought
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 2:01 am
it looks like a crappin on the turf to get an advantage lesson. 5l for the pic/theme match


IT IS NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE A LIFE -


TAGS: motifake helps me pass time
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - November 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
LOL... dude, you need help :))


PHOTO - Nobody is as ugly as the passport picture


TAGS: ugly passport picture
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by almarpa

agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 11:13 pm
It was a joke, almarpa... get with the program
Dean Ascher - September 17, 2010, 11:09 pm
It's a retina scan, civilian.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
thats biometrichs and it takes 3d pictures and stool sampels


COMING OUT - Carefully choose your venue. Not all audiences are as supportive as others.


TAGS: funny satire computer passwords are good
Rating: 3.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2010, 9:32 am
In all fairness....I was at TTH's house and made this comment when he went to the store for chicken wings an jalapeno poppers.....Also, Trash is so ghey.


CHOSEN PROFESSION -


TAGS: passover jewish matza easter jesus 3rd strike
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

pieman - April 14, 2010, 10:35 am
Great poster. Along the same lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQkopQSOlA


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: server crash 404 error just passing the time away
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:05 am
APT I TELL YOU!!
MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 8:21 pm
I had to go to cracked for my humor fix. I feel slightly dirty.
spacedog - January 18, 2010, 8:16 pm
LOL. That's what I call an average day. 5Ls.
sickartist - January 18, 2010, 7:46 pm
Were you watching me?


LIVING IN A MEN'S WORLD (NOW SFW) -


TAGS: when in rome movie night sofa passed out would have been good sorry
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 27, 2011, 10:13 am

I thought is was funny.
steph1 - March 27, 2011, 9:28 am
this, ladies & gentlemen, is what a "shot in your own foot" looks like - i am indeed ashamed
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:04 am
Spelling/grammar fail.


FULFILLMENT -


TAGS: diary of a passive aggressive internet cheerleader
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 4, 2009, 5:21 pm
Thanks Bone.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:13 pm
Still love it!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh. I like it for all the righ... and a few wrong reasons.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:47 pm
Oh, and don't forget the beer...latsa beer! After all, how in the hell does it seem so funny before we post'm, eH?
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
This poster is the Reader's Digest condensed version of my summer.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:20 pm
Awww - can we dig her up then? She might still be warm enough...
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:16 pm
Buried beneath the tree?
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:14 pm
I gave you a 5 Sean - but where the fuck is the cheerleader???


WELCOME - Now Turn Around And Run Like Hell


TAGS: no trespassing
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:39 am

kinda like "dear" season on a few Southern states


OPPORTUNITY -




SWAMPASS - It's the latest craze at the club


TAGS: swampass
Rating: 3.22/5

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PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.




Moderation -


TAGS: light drunk passed out moderation
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by DYP

MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:24 am
Show me the funny because it ain't here.
none - July 15, 2008, 9:19 pm
Douche!


Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


Fishing -




SOUTHERN BELLE -




compassion -




Conclusion -




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


A Wealthy And Wise Man -


TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm

...and better


Too Much Information -


TAGS: rerun big brother password error
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 12, 2013, 11:27 am
Ambrose Bierce made it into the ISM News ticker - he's really going places now! 5L and fav'd :-D
Cannabal - August 10, 2013, 9:46 pm
His password was only a measly seven characters long.


Bill's Fault -




WAIT...WHAT? -


TAGS: forgotten password reset humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - November 25, 2013, 9:30 am

You miss pengen so much, you commented this twice...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
CloudchaserS - November 25, 2013, 3:55 am
What annoys me is when a site says I *can't* have certain characters in my password and or limits it to a certain number of characters.
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:29 pm

LOL
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm

Finding blood of a virgin is tough.
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm
L50%youarethewindbeneathmywings&%$#@[email protected]@.... blood of? oh screw it, I'll just write a &%#@ letter
GaryO - November 24, 2013, 10:21 pm
This is not that far from the truth.


WASTING AWAY -




SHOWING COMPASSION -




The Kardashians -




Those who pass snow plows die the way they lived -


TAGS: moron passes plow
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

GaryO - February 1, 2014, 11:13 pm
....but, a lotta seat suckin’….AAAAA LOT
Iconoclast - February 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
'twas a great video. Amazing that no one got killed.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:49 pm
'tis a truth. Live by the plow, die by the plow


COMPASSION -


TAGS: compassion einstein google spells it einstien my bad lawlz
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 11:35 pm

lol...rerun i knew what you were referring to dude. and i'll thank you for the well guided directions. ( but the avatar...hmmm....just in case you are god...can you plug that oil spill before the earth dies from it?)
rerun - July 1, 2010, 6:54 pm

We are talking about the porn, not the fappping....however please feel free to enjoy that as well
rerun - July 1, 2010, 6:53 pm

why would I close my eyes to it? I made it for all to enjoy....and I was actually referring to your comment on another site
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:24 pm
Rerun, Watching You Fap since circa 1900
Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:29 pm

....god? can you close your eyes to my porn stuff?...lol.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 10:05 pm

Very nice....and RL...I am everywhere


NEVER GREET A STRANGER IN THE NIGHT, FOR HE MAY BE A DEMON -


TAGS: stranger horse pass
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by rerun

razhneh - October 1, 2011, 12:11 am
I am that demon! 5L


TRANQUILITY-BASED -


TAGS: eagle office passive aggressive wait and win
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:41 am
Thorry....ith thomthing I'm reading......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:40 am
One small step for ghey....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I know my Mare Nectaris's better.....but yeah.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
And Moooooooooooooooooo knows his Mare Crisium's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:33 am
How dare you call out my lunar taint!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:28 am
*your......ehem *drunk* cough cough.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:27 am
That's deep 5L....psssst!..You're Mare Crisium is showing.


BREATHLESS -


TAGS: passionate embrace held down
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - May 16, 2011, 8:07 pm
Superb. 5L
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:34 am
Beautimu5
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 9:27 am

5weet


KIDS FLY FREE - Yes, Tyler, this means you can come along with Mommy.




DESPAIR -


TAGS: this too shall pass away
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Yorick

Yorick - December 30, 2013, 3:37 pm
Thx. Another year almost gone.
Greeny - May 8, 2013, 7:58 am
N1


-DESTINY- - is not sign-posted, nor is it shown on any maps, but we all are supposed to find it? Personally, I gave up looking years ago.




EVEN IF -




Gall -




Advertising -


TAGS: kiwis fruit i ll pass
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

OSA - July 7, 2014, 11:12 pm
I'll take your word about the taste, but I'd prefer a fejoa!


MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.


TAGS: ribbon bar aka rack to the mods please allow this crappy one to pass
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L


PARENTING -


TAGS: just passing by take care everyone behave ok missed you all tit s
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
Just taking advantage of the weekend break, sir. its 2:30 am here, yeah, i missed motifake. 1 poster a week LOL. Thanks for the WB, Aggy.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 2:37 pm
And great to see you and your great work back in action, lester!
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:26 pm
I agree Aggy.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 2:11 pm
We all should thank FattMatt for things here... not around as much as we'd like, but certainly a great motifaker and overall contributor.
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 2:05 pm
All thanks to FattMatt ... 99647
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
and i love your new avatar. thanks FP31!
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
Love it! Nice twist!


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